| Hi There My Name Is Jordan I'm One Of The Gorgeous yes, you heard that right I am GORGEOUS Ladies From AMERICAN JEZEBEL's New Series TROLL HAIRED DOLLS |
| "Please join me as I introduce you to my sisters." "You'll have to bear with me as I make my commentary as well." "As I am the narrator, there must be a sidebar or two that brings you back to me." "Don't worry though." "I am the most important doll of the series of course." "So, it'll all make perfect sense." "Now that we've gotten that out of the way, let's proceed." "Shall we?" |
| "This is BLEU ANGEL." "Isn't she heavenly?" "She's the sister that won some major points with me this past week." ha ha ha ha ha ha "It appears that Pink Man has had us believing that his signature color was PINK." "Hmpf!" "My girl Bleu caused him to lose his cool." "He admitted to his deceitful ways when he made the announcement that BLUE is really his favorite color!" |
| "Check it out Mr. Pink/Blue Man!" "This is what happens when we get into mischief." "A little too much tequila, and, well... I'll allow you to draw up your own conclusions." |
| "I wish I knew where I put those keys!" |
| "Hmmmm, PINK HAIR eh?" "How original of you honey." "Can you tell that this is the sister that I just can't seem to get along with?" "It's all good though." "I mean, I'm the one that has the latest cover of SeloJ Spa." "So what if you have the face of a QUEEN!" ???????????? Jordan ponders... "Does a DIVA BIATCH trump a QUEEN"? "Yes, I think so." "YES, I do trump you." "Your just a Cotton Candy Queen anyway". |
Pink Man - "ShoooWeeee she's HOT!"
Jordan - "No You Didn't!" "I know that I didn't hear
you say that CCQ is Hot in my presence."
"Wait till I find my keys Mister!"
Pink Man - "I'm sorry sweetie, you know that your the
only TROLL for me."
Jordan - "Well, that will get temporary forgiveness."
"But!" "You can be sure that this is going into
the Rolodex in my brain." "Whenever you
screw up again, I'll just give it a spin and
DING!" "I'll pull out this little memory card
and remind you of this little indiscretion."
Jordan (thinking to herself) - "Ah, the power and prowess
of a beautiful woman."
Jordan - "No You Didn't!" "I know that I didn't hear
you say that CCQ is Hot in my presence."
"Wait till I find my keys Mister!"
Pink Man - "I'm sorry sweetie, you know that your the
only TROLL for me."
Jordan - "Well, that will get temporary forgiveness."
"But!" "You can be sure that this is going into
the Rolodex in my brain." "Whenever you
screw up again, I'll just give it a spin and
DING!" "I'll pull out this little memory card
and remind you of this little indiscretion."
Jordan (thinking to herself) - "Ah, the power and prowess
of a beautiful woman."
| "Isn't she lovely?" "There's just something about her skin tone and those lavendar eyes and hair to match, that works so very well." "Work it on out Orchid!" Jordan - "You're Beautiful." Orchid - "I know right!?" Jordan - "Right, you are beautiful." Orchid - "I'm BEAUTIFUL!" Jordan - "UH, OK, Yeah." "Now GET OFF MY DRESS!" |
| "Jezzie is my favorite sister." "But don't let her white hair fool you." "She gets into all kinds of trouble just like me." "Nothing like a little heavenly beauty with a little dark streak." ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| "Excuse me, but I think it's time for another picture of me." "Just another one of the perks that I have for being the narrator." "I make a darned cute bunny, if I say so myself." |
| "Here's Burgundy." "I don't know her very well, but that's mainly because she's the good girl of the group." "Not that I have anything against being wholesome and all that stuff." "Wholesome just doesn't work for me." "Know what I mean?" "Your hair color is rockin sister!" |
| "The latest TROLL sister to arrive on the scene." "I must say that this girl is on fire." "She's crazy hot." "Now, before we get all caught up in another exchange like the one I had with Orchid a little while ago..." "Get Off My Dress Now!" "Seriously though, you are one beautiful lady." "I have to give props where they're due." |
| Debra Beckley is the artist that brought the Troll Series to reality Her website is under the name 'American Jezebel Originals' click on the logo above to visit her website Debra has permanently applied tibitian lambs wool to these dolls for their hair. The various colors and texture has created quite a stir in the OOAK doll arena. We applaud you Debra for being a ground breaking artist. You are the standard that many other artists set themselves to achieve. |
| The use of Jordan's photos were used by permission from her caretaker - LeeAnn Bernard The above photo displays the kind of fun loving and mischievous lady that Jordan really is. Looks like you have you hands full LeeAnn. Good Luck and Have Fun! Pink/Blue Man is Jordan's #1 FAN! |
